how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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