so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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