ya dads aren't the best wingmen
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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