Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize
