Jerry, you need to find god
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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