This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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