i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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