I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
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