Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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