is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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