i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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