it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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