the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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