Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Randomize
