Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
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