he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
Randomize
