I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
this will be a night to untag.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Randomize
