i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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