The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
So here I am, sexting at work.
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