I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
They have beer where we have blood.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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