no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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