I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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