But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
So I went on a date with this girl...and whos our waitress? My girlfriend got a second job she didn't tell me about to afford my bday present.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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