thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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