Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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