This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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