I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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