Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
