Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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