I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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