At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
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