I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
only you would photoshop your dick
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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