My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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