Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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