But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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