He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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