The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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