should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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