i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Sorry about my life...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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