he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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