Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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