is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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