saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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