No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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