this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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