from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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