How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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