did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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