oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
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