This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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