It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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